Pepitas... Huh?!

While sipping our Arbor Mist sangria spritzers out of curly straws this evening, we pondered why we are single. The only reasonable answer we came up with is that we use 18 pounds of cheese and tubs of cream in nearly every meal we create. We even found a way to make the healthiest part of the meal (salad) completely artery-clogging with two cups of mayonnaise, one cup of oil, and, you guessed it, an entire container of cheese. This sounds a lot worse than it is, however, since the recipe made two gallons of dressing.

How is this related to our single status? There are now two enchiladas sitting squarely on our hips. And, according to our leftovers, this will be the case for the next two weeks.

Good thing we have so many people following our newly-developed blog; the leftovers are for you. Meals come with a free prescription of Plavix.