Shameless Plug

We forgot to mention that we are one step closer to world domination and are being interviewed on a local radio show this Tuesday evening at 9 p.m. Luckily for you, even though it is a local show, it is streamed live over the World Wide Web. Tune in to YP Live to see and hear us talk about being single in the city. We believe we are being advertised as "dating experts," which we at first took as a compliment but have more recently realized as perhaps not the most illustrious title: we simply have a lot of experience in the dating world because we suck so horribly at it. We either make poor choices in men, or, when lucky enough to make a good choice, generally blow it by doing something stupid.

Tune in tomorrow for an updated list of suitors, and tune in Tuesday to see just how drunk we can get between grad class and a live radio interview.